The Kingdom of Womble 13222 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.667 billion Womble 13222ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Womble 13222ian economy, worth 238 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,108 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 329,399 per year while the poor average 3,203, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 13222's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13222 is ranked 240,443^rd in the world and 14,413^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.